I hope you're having a GREAT Labor Day weekend... are you wanting another day off??? If you're not wanting to go back to work tomorrow... I WOULDN'T recommend any of THESE Excuses...!
Here are 10 REAL excuses people have tried to use to get out of work. It's not clear how many actually worked... :-)
10. My sister got kidnapped and I have to go find her.
9. I gave up my plane seat to an elderly person and can't get back for
a few days.
8. My dog didn't wake me up.
7. There's a snake on my porch so I can't leave the house.
6. I have to stay out sick because of a sympathetic pregnancy.
That's when a GUY experiences a few of his wife's pregnancy symptoms. Or when ANYONE close to someone who's pregnant has a few mild symptoms.
5. My wife got a bad dye job and I have to stay home to provide moral support.
4. My dog hid my car keys.
3. I had to stay home to prepare for the zombie apocalypse.
2. Martians kidnapped my boyfriend and I have to rescue him.
1. I'm having trouble with my prostate . . . and the person who used
the excuse was a WOMAN.
*Got any GOOD excuses you can share??? :-)