Get this... Three naked college-aged bros is southwest Florida were so hungry one night that they broke into a burger shack looking for raw meat around 3 am and stole three pounds of bacon, three red peppers, 60 burgers and a paddleboard from Doc’s Beach House. Waitress Nancy Sansevieri found the bros and called them “dumb, dumber, and dumbest.” Caught (naked and) red-handed.