We all have been to the bar... and we still go! Have you ever been "that person" to say something off-key to a bartender?
This is what they DO NOT want to hear...
1. “What do you like to make?”
MONEY. We like to make MONEY. Pick a drink.
2. “I don’t like the taste of alcohol. I don’t want anything fruity. I don’t like beer. I’m allergic to wine. What do you suggest?”
Water. They sell it by the bottle at the gas station. Go outside, to the left, and keep walking.
3. “Do you have an iPhone 5 charger? Do you have an outlet close to me? Will you plug it in? Can I check it? Can I check it again? Can I check my phone? Did my phone go off? What’s my percentage?”
STOP with the phone babysitting. Bring your own charger if it’s that important. Nobody behind the bar is asking to borrow your shit. Also, meet a hookup old school. In person. Stop it with the dating apps if you’re so worried about wasting your phone’s battery.
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I grew up in the wonderful city of Tampa, FL. I currently enjoy the single life in my new home in Riverview, FL. On the weekends, you'll find me at the beach, enjoying a Lightning hockey game, or shopping at International Plaza.