In a time when we all need a good laugh...Jerry Seinfeld to the rescue! With a brand new book called 'Is This Anything?'
The book is a 450-page compilation of jokes he's written during his 45-year stand up career! The collection is split into five sections, with jokes arranged by decade and spanning the '70s to the 2010s.
Here's a couple of joke samples from the book!
Why does everyone talk on the phone like the person on the other phone is trapped in a submarine on the ocean floor? "You're breaking up ... hang on ...!" "Breaking up?" What is this, Apollo 13? You're at the mall, take it easy. You're talking to somebody at the food court Cinnabon ... that you can see from the escalator as you're coming down.
I read a report about an earthquake where local officials trying to explain the damage said, "The earthquake wasn't that bad. It's just that the buildings weren't designed to withstand." Would you accept an explanation like that in the courtroom? "Your Honor, my client didn't murder this man. His body simply wasn't designed to withstand bullets."
I'll never understand why they cook on TV. I can't smell it. Can't eat it. Can't taste it. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera. "Well, here it is. You can't have any. Thanks for watching. Goodbye."
I Think I know what my next book purchase is going to be! Happy reading!